WTF "Help Wanted" Signs Of The Day

Long-haired freaky people need not apply.




Fearful drunks apply within.


You can't have all the shits. Six Flags needs some.




Sounds like a fun place to work.


Come back next month.






Never work for frustrated comedians. You'll regret it.


What's that smell? Oh, it's the piano keys.




Must speak Engrish.




Sorry, Madonna.


We need people to pack up all our shit.




Now hiring