Discarded Lines from Robert Palmer’s “Simply Irresistible”

From McSweeney's. Discarded Lines from Robert Palmer’s 1988 Hit, “Simply Irresistible” By Chris Clancy “She floats like a dirigible” “He...

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Discarded Lines from Robert Palmer’s 1988 Hit, “Simply Irresistible”

By Chris Clancy

“She floats like a dirigible”

“Her voice is oddly guttural”

“That pothole’s unavoidable”

“Old Play-Doh is less malleable”

“Black licorice is terrible”

“Her hair’s as blonde as Martin Mull’s”

“I think I’ll try a Lunchables”

“That Hägar’s not so horrible”

“Red wine will stain

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