News: Dude With Knit Hat At Party Calls Beer ‘Libations’

From The Onion. Dude With Knit Hat At Party Calls Beer ‘Libations’ PROVIDENCE, RI—Sources attending a house party on Governor Street confir...

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Dude With Knit Hat At Party Calls Beer ‘Libations’

PROVIDENCE, RI—Sources attending a house party on Governor Street confirmed that the dude with the knit hat has been referring to the supply of beer as “libations” throughout the night. 

“The night is young, my friends—enough libations for everyone,” said the guy whose sideburns poked out from beneath the wool cap and whose

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