News: Woman Stabs Boyfriend For Farting In Her Face

And I bet during the argument somebody used the word disrespect as a verb, which makes me stabby.

From The Smoking Gun.
Only In Florida: Suspect, 37, Stabbed Boyfriend After He "Farted In Her Face"

A Florida woman explained to cops that she stabbed her boyfriend after he purposefully passed gas in her general direction.

Deborah Ann Burns, 37, told police that she was watching TV Tuesday