QOTD: Your strangest injury

.Aimless Amy wants to know the weirdest injury you've ever received. Hers? "One time I pinched my nipple in a paint roller. NO, I was not painting my kitchen in the nude… I was trying to switch out the cover on the roller and it wouldn’t go on so I put one end of the roller on the counter for leverage and when I pushed down I leaned in and… OUCH!!! Yes, it left a mark. Hurt like a mofo, too."How