Spiders

.LOTD reader Jadzia/The Lilim, a belly dancer, needs your help:Since people have been so creative in response to your questions lately... I'm trying to find some creative words for spiders for a routine I'm doing next week. Any chance you'd be willing to poll the LOTD readers? I'm looking for hilarity with just an edge of OMG, that's a freaking big spider.Can anyone help? Thanks.