Christmas Turd Of The Day: Wonderful

Once upon a time, Sir Paul McCartney took a royal dump (and a royal wee, I assume; you've heard of that) in his royal gold-plated toilet. He finished, flushed and left, but didn't make sure it all went down. Later he came back and spotted a floater in the bowl. "Wot's this then?!" he remarked as he stooped down for a closer look at his royal creation. He got a big whiff and said, "Blimey, that's