March Engrish Roundup

Engrish. Do you speak it?Also known as Chorus"Best salon in town." -- Mel GibsonUnwashed nuts usually doCome bummed, leave happySometimes it's the little things, isn't it?I am ziti. Fear me!It's the last snack you'll ever have. Make it count.That Don -- he forget everything.We picked the rong phukin' place to eatYou'd better not get any of that happiness in my hairGeorge Washington shat here.Got