Future Recovering Alcoholic Of The Day

Another spring formal, another arrest. Must be something in the water. Or the booze.From The Smoking Gun, of course.STUDENT BUSTED FOR PROM MELTDOWNMAY 17--Meet Jessica Halter. The Ohio student, 18, was arrested Saturday night at her high school prom after she drunkenly assaulted a policeman, tried to kick a paramedic, and spewed a "bloody ball of spit" at one cop. According to a Lorain