News Story Of The Day: Court Upholds Ruling

I laughed. Yes, I'm 12.From The Onion.Court Upholds Freedom Of Speech In Obscenity-Filled RulingWASHINGTON—In a decisive and vulgar 7-2 ruling, the U.S. Supreme Court once again upheld the constitution's First Amendment this week, calling the freedom of expression among the most "inalienable and important rights that a motherfucker can have.""It is the opinion of this court that the right to