News Story Of The Day: Woman Attacks Husband After Bad Sex

She's smiling because she knows he's about to get much better in the sack. From The Smoking Gun.Bad Sex Prompts Scissors AttackMAY 5--Angered by her common-law husband's poor performance in bed, a Texas woman yesterday allegedly stabbed her mate with a pair of scissors, leading to her arrest for assault.Michelle Thomas, 26, apparently became enraged when the victim failed to satisfy her