"I'm Dead And It's All My Fault" Quotes Of The Day

Funny, fictional final words from Imdeadanditsallmyfault.com."I know alligators don’t understand English, you asshole. It’s all about the tone of voice you use. Just you watch, Doug. Twenty minutes of sweet-talking and this beast will be begging to become a new pair of boots.""It’ll just be me and the open sea, Doug. A what? No, no. None of that bullshit. I’m just gonna navigate by the stars