Asshole E-Mail Of The Day: Vintage Liquor

From E-Mails From An Asshole.


Original ad:


Collector looking for vintage scotch, rum, cognac, bourbon, etc. Willing to pay top dollar for fine bottles.


From Timmy Tucker to **********@**********.org 

Hey there! I saw your ad on ********** and have some "vintage" liquor you may be interested in.

I have about half a handle of Captain Morgan's Rum, a rare vintage rum from the Caribbean. I