July Engrish Roundup

So close.Mom: "Why are you taking my olive oil to the bathroom?"Larry: "We're out of cocking oil."Put one of these over your bed. I did.When the grass starts smiling, it's time to put down the grass."I don't know what they're called in English," his boss said. "Just type something."StudedYes please!At the DMV, I presumeYou better keep them old fat hos away from the snack barSomeone split its head