News Story Of The Day: Duck Grope

Poor bastard. Daisy (Duck) won't put out.From The Smoking Gun.Woman Claims Donald Duck Groped Her, Sues DisneyAUGUST 10--While visiting Epcot Center in Florida, a Pennsylvania woman alleges that a Disney employee dressed as Donald Duck grabbed her breast and molested her after she sought an autograph.After the alleged groping, Donald Duck made gestures--apparently with his snowy white hands—“