News Story Of The Day: More Trouble For Carnival

From The Borowitz Report.November 11, 2010Somali Pirates Refuse to Board Carnival Cruise ShipsCite ‘Unsafe Working Conditions’MOGADISHU (The Borowitz Report) – In yet another public relations setback for the beleaguered cruise ship company, Somali pirates today said they would no longer board Carnival Cruise ships, citing “unsafe working conditions.”“If Carnival thinks that it’s going to be