Borowitz Report: Tiger's Worst Nightmare

I'm already sick to death of hearing about you-know-who... except when it's from The Borowitz Report.Tiger Woods' Worst NightmareWASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - In one of the largest mass demonstrations in recent history, over one million women claiming to have had sexual liaisons with Tiger Woods marched on Washington today.Determined to show that they are a political force to be reckoned