Letter Of The Day: Von Trapp Wedding Canceled

From McSweeney's. I Regret to Inform You That My Wedding to Captain Von Trapp Has Been Canceled. By Baroness Elsa Schraeder Dear friend...

From McSweeney's.



I Regret to Inform You That My Wedding to Captain Von Trapp Has Been Canceled.

By Baroness Elsa Schraeder

Dear friends, family, and Austrian nobility,

Captain Von Trapp and I are very sorry to inform you that we no longer plan to wed. We offer our deepest apologies to those of you who have already made plans to travel to Salzburg this summer.

Those of you on the

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