News: Man Who Can't Get Enough Mucus Enjoying Winter Season

From The Onion. Man Who Can't Get Enough Mucus Enjoying Winter Season Jan. 22, 2013 CHICAGO—Saying that he’s always up for having more...

From The Onion.


Man Who Can't Get Enough Mucus Enjoying Winter Season

Jan. 22, 2013

CHICAGO—Saying that he’s always up for having more mucus congesting every part of his respiratory system, local man Michael Harrison told reporters this morning that he was really delighting in the winter season. 

“I tell you, there is nothing I like better than the feeling of phlegm pouring out of my

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